13 Rules of Engagement and Survival for a couple at the Airport
1. Be ready on time dude! Be packed, do not have her packing for you last minute saying "There is no rush! It will take me five minutes!" while you are still watching some sort of sport from Mongolia on TV, you don't really know about or have never heard of, but it looks interesting, blah blah blah. The flight is leaving in 2 hours and it takes half an hour to get to the airport. Get off your ass! 2. Do NOT tell her to "Chill Out" or to "Don't worry babe, we have loads of time". These comments fire arguments and set you up for a guaranteed uncomfortable abusive 10 hours ahead! Hold your tongue man. That is the best advice that can be given. 3. Carry her bag, don't make her drag her and your bag in to the lift. Again will cause strife! 4. At the airport, while checking in, and queueing, if she complains about seats, service or any other issue that arises....leave it be. Please refrain from making comments like "It is fine, do not pay att...